THE OSCARS ARE COMING!
PART OF AN OSCAR PARTY MENU [Bobby wants plain toast, which isn't on the menu] Bobby: I’d like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A #2, chicken salad sand. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a [...]
